Boris hits a hole in one

Watch this drive, he says. As the ball goes into the temple of bin Laden.
                                   Ai, there is no one like you-- isn't there?
Watch this pitch, he says. As the ball goes into the glove of corporate America.
                                   Ai, what a strike out!--you play so fair!
Watch this shot, he says. As it goes into the heart of the ocean, spilling ooze.
                                   Ai, that was a perfect shot!--I do swear!
Watch this speech, he says. he clears his throat to speak. Nothing comes out.
                                   Uh oh, look at the damage....
                                                                          Boris....
                                                                      soiled his underwear.